Monday, April 27, 2009

Obama Ruvs the Asians



Barack Obama made history as the first African-American president but in his first 100 days he has also shown himself to be America's most Asian leader yet, community members say.

Obama appointed a record three Asian-Americans cabinet members and quickly focused his attention across the Pacific. He invited Japan's prime minister as his first guest and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton went to Asia on her maiden trip.

At home, Asian-American leaders have welcomed signs Obama will take political risks to revamp the immigration system, whose rigid rules and creaky pace are blamed by many in the community for tearing apart families.

Talk about an easy decision. If there is one thing this country needs more of, it is Asians. They are quiet, polite and score well on standardized math tests...everything the typical Boobus Americanus is not. Also, the more of them you assign to administration posts with a government driver, the less of them out plodding along timidly in front of me on I-35.

They also make some of the hottest porn stars. Where would my masturbation techniques be today without the help of Miko Lee, Kobe Tai, Lucy Lee and Asia Carerra. Oh, and Carerra? Porn star with a genius IQ. Don't tell me the stereotypes aren't true.

1 comments:

Patrick Bateman said...

It seems like you have something in common with Asia C:
"I've always been an atheist. Science explains everything. There is no meaning in life except to be the best at something. If only I could be the best at something, perhaps my parents would love me.

Religion is silly. When you're dead, you turn into a source for future flowers and plants . . . I don't know what's on the other side of death and it scares me. Darkness and nothingness scare me. I'd rather face the miseries of my day-to-day life than turn into darkness."

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006562/bio